Ultra-rare degen NFT character mid explosive diarrhea meltdown exaggerated cartoon chaos, neon slime blast stylized as sparkling rainbow energy (absurd but comedic, not realistic), shocked wide eyes, glitchy laser pupils, gold-plated toilet throne floating in cyberspace, Bitcoin symbols orbiting like sacred relics, chaotic splatter rendered as abstract liquid light, not graphic, playful and surreal. Hyper-detailed 4K render, vibrant neon cyberpunk palette, glossy 3D toy-like finish, dramatic rim lighting, floating rarity aura, animated-style impact lines, collectible card framing with Legendary Tier badge, subtle holographic foil texture, underground Web3 meme energy, absurd humor, chaotic degen vibes but cute and marketable, looks extremely scarce and hype-worthy.